Funny Environmental Quotes

There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist."
— Mark Twain

"The college idealists who fill the ranks of the environmental movement seem willing to do absolutely anything to save the biosphere, except take science courses and learn something about it."
— P.J. O'Rourke

"If a tree falls in the woods, and there's no one there to hear it, how will the Environmentalists react?"
— Anonymous

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get better. It's not."
— Dr. Seuss, from The Lorax

"A Zen master, when asked where he would go after he died, replied, 'To Hell, for that's where help is needed most.'"
— Roshi Philip Kapleau

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
— Steven Wright

"I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I'm certainly not, and I'm sick and tired of being told that I am."
— Monty Python